DISCLAIMER: The following episode of this program has been brought to you by Kevin McClory, esteemed producer, actor, and sole creator of James Bond 007, SPECTRE, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, spy movies, spy fiction, Duck Dodgers, Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide, and YOU (not the show, but YOU the listener.) Dissatisfied with Jake, Troy, Jan and executive fun friend Paul’s coverage of his earlier cinematic work, Thunderball, the wise Mr. McClory found it necessary to closely supervise the recording of the following episode, which covers his other cinematic triumph, Never Say Never Again. This was a necessary step to ensure that the review was based in fact and free from the lies spread by Albert R. Broccoli, Harry Saltzman, the Ian Fleming estate, and United Artists. After careful negotiations, the hosts agreed to this proposition, not just because it would be futile (legally, of course) to refuse, but because of the chance to work with the great Kevin McClory on reviewing one his greatest works. A film that triumphantly brings back Sean Connery as Mr. McClory’s beloved creation, James Bond 007, for one final mission. A film the boasts the talents of such celebrated artists like, Max Von Sydow, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Kim Basinger, Michel Legrand, Douglas Slocombe, Lorenzo Semple Jr., Irvin Kershner, and of course, Kevin McClory. Without further ado, please sit back and enjoy Kevin McClory’s production of You’ll Only Listen Twice’s review of Kevin McClory’s masterpiece, Never Say Never Again.

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